You know what fucking sucks? The fact that our society steals from one another. The fact that people think that it is okay to steal others’ hard earned possessions. Well I’ve got news for you: whoever stole my laptop, not only will I be introducing you to the inside of a jail cell, but I will be introducing my foot into your ass. I’m about to get trailer park on your ass. I’m going to find you, and I don’t care how big or strong you are, your ass is grass fucker. Enjoy it while you can, because I’m coming for you.
Are you looking for a super easy way to shit your pants? I have found the solution! —Go see the movie Oculus. This has been a public service announcement, you’re welcome.